Donner Party: Hilary Dumplings

Ingredients List:

1 Hillary
5 Live Jellyfish
400 Freshly plucked multicolored bird feathers
1 Bag of flour
20 Pages of Soprano choral music

Instructions:

1. Boil for 30 minutes
2. Drop in 5 live Jellyfish
3. Stir well, slowly adding multicolored feathers.
4. Drain and mash into a fine paste
5. Roll into balls over flour
6. Wrap in Soprano Choral music and leave to dry in stage lights.

Serve warmed with choice of dipping sauce.
Makes 18-20 dumplings